Let’s play pretend: Suppose you have bought a glue trap because, you know, mice are warm-blooded mammals, and it’s kinda cold outside, so your garage/basement is a beacon of warmth.

Let’s also suppose that your boy just LOVES TO PLAY WITH STICKY STUFF, cause, you know sensory …

Can you picture it?

Nope, that’s just not sticky enough in enough crooks and crevices yet.

There ya go. NOW you’re getting it.

Forget soap.

Forget that wimpy baby oil.

Go straight for the full-fledged, FRY A WHOLE DANG CHICKEN VEGETABLE OIL. It comes in five gallon vats. You’re welcome.